makeitzayn:

i look so unnatural when i smile in pictures because my natural face is usually some form of disgust or bitch 

(via l0velysecrets)

royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat

(Source: royalteens, via lucywolf)

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

(via neonreef)

phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

(Source: sighvevo, via u-nfaithfully)

I put the fun in funeral.

I put the laughter in manslaughter.

I put the hot in psychotic.

(Source: theeruditegryffindor, via victim-of-catch-22)